Sunday, February 12, 2012

Preview 2012

Hey fans! We're almost at Pitchers and Catchers. Let's look at the Mets upcoming season- It's gonna suck! In fact, the Mets slogan for 2012 is: The Mets 2012- Check back in 3 years!

Sure, it's not going to sell tickets, but honesty is the best policy. Their most exciting player from last season is now a Marlin. The only person that is afraid of their everyday lineup is their manager. The pitching staff- Johan hasn't pitched in over a year and the rest of the staff can be found in the dictionary under the word "mediocre."

Actually, bringing in the fences will hurt their pitching because their collective ERA was much better at the TARP than it was on the road. They've upgraded the closer and set up man, but are they ever going to get to play them? If you're a fan of disaster movies, the Mets 2012 are right up your alley.